December 17th, 2011
Enough said.

Enough said.

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October 13th, 2011
Best things in life <3

Best things in life <3

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October 12th, 2011
True.

True.

(Source: s-onora, via blow-theworldakiss)

October 4th, 2011

vasymollo:

Blair: What if I lose everything?
Dan: You’ll still have me.

Maybe it’s not blood bonds that make us a family. Perhaps it’s the people who know our secrets and love us anyway, so we can finally be ourselves. 

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September 16th, 2011

”I will kill them all.”

”I will kill them all.”

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September 8th, 2011
wishartsolove:

This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After  the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a  young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her  pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was  worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were  supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and  her head.With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer  team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s  body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the  cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.He  and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the  next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by  a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman.  Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to  search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with  excitement,” A child! There is a child! “The whole team worked  together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the  dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery  blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an  ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she  used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was  still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.The  medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the  blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text  message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember  that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to  another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive,  you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her  child!!

wishartsolove:

This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “
The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her child!!

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August 19th, 2011

Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time. Well, sometimes he:

fuckyeahlaughters:

anondracomalfoy:

DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…

Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…

Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…

Practices his game face…

Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…

Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…

And hones his skills in the art of seduction…

.

Twilight Books Summary

  • — Book 1. Twilight:
  • Edward: Hey.
  • Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
  • Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
  • Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
  • Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
  • James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
  • Edward: Roar.
  • James: Omnomnom Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
  • Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
  • Jacob: Oh, hi there!
  • — Book 2. New Moon:
  • Edward: Oops, gotta go.
  • Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
  • Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
  • Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
  • Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
  • Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
  • Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
  • Volturi: You suck.
  • Bella: OMG leave him alone!
  • Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
  • Jacob: I love you, Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
  • — Book 3. Eclipse:
  • Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
  • Bella: OMG no!
  • Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
  • Jacob: I want to kill her too!
  • Riley: I will kill you!
  • Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
  • Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
  • Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
  • Victoria: You missed me bitches?
  • Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
  • Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
  • — Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
  • Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
  • Bella: OMG shit, okay.
  • Jacob: My heart is broken!
  • Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
  • Edward: Oh no, a monster!
  • Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
  • Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
  • Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
  • Volturi: Fine, you won.
  • Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.

Twilight Books Summary

  • — Book 1. Twilight:
  • Edward: Hey.
  • Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
  • Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
  • Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
  • Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
  • James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
  • Edward: Roar.
  • James: Omnomnom Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
  • Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
  • Jacob: Oh, hi there!
  • — Book 2. New Moon:
  • Edward: Oops, gotta go.
  • Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
  • Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
  • Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
  • Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
  • Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
  • Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
  • Volturi: You suck.
  • Bella: OMG leave him alone!
  • Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
  • Jacob: I love you, Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
  • — Book 3. Eclipse:
  • Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
  • Bella: OMG no!
  • Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
  • Jacob: I want to kill her too!
  • Riley: I will kill you!
  • Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
  • Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
  • Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
  • Victoria: You missed me bitches?
  • Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
  • Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
  • — Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
  • Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
  • Bella: OMG shit, okay.
  • Jacob: My heart is broken!
  • Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
  • Edward: Oh no, a monster!
  • Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
  • Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
  • Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
  • Volturi: Fine, you won.
  • Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.